The Tale of Trumpelstiltskin
Like an evil troll in a b-grade fairytale, Trump just won’t disappear. His only proven skill seems to be his ability to spin complete BS into votes. Mind you, voting for Trump is basically the same as willingly giving yourself herpes, it is something you will almost instantly regret and will inevitably flair up as a nasty rash at the most inappropriate of times. And just like herpes, Trump is the gift that keeps on giving.
